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Kola Boof, the terrorist’s former sex slave, claims in her new book that he was obsessed with the troubled How Will I Know singer.

She revealed to Harpers Bazaar magazine: “He told me Whitney was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.

“He said that he had a paramount desire for her and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting.”

Kola - who until recently wrote for US soap opera The Days of Our Lives - also says Osama wanted to shower her with gifts and convert her to Islam.

The 37-year-old explained: “He said he wanted to give her a mansion he owned in a suburb of Khartoum.

“He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women’s husbands killed.”

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Hintjens, the CEO of iMatix, has launched the Capsoff organization in a campaign urging hardware manufacturers to ditch the oft-abused and misused key. Hintjens’ plan is to build the entire infrastructure for the movement using only freely available tools from Google. He’s already set up a Blogger Capsoff blog and a forum at Google Groups.

“The Caps key is an abomination,” Hintjens writes on his blog. “It’s a huge key, stuck right there where the Ctrl used to be, and as far as I know, it’s only used by 419 scammers and Fortran programmers.”

No reports yet of any save the caps lock movement taking route and pressing their case.

WHEN you borrow a brand new, $300,000 convertible Maserati to test drive, it would be wise to close the roof on when it rains.
One Sydney journalist found out for himself last week, the considerable amount of damage that can be done when a luxury car is left outside a Kings Cross nightclub in heavy rain.

Brand new to the country, the black Maserati Spyder had only been driven by one other journalist and is believed to have suffered “significant, if not irrepairable” damage, according to one source.

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I guess god was on a break at the time according to this report

KIEV — A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in the Kiev Zoo after he crept into an enclosure, a zoo official said Monday.

“The man shouted ‘God will save me, if he exists,’ lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions,” the official said.

“A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery.”

Merseyside police have ordered the local community to “stop grieving” after Liverpudlians flocked to deposit flowers, cards and teddy bears in tribute to a dead chicken found in an alleyway. According to the BBC, one card read: “RIP Little Baby. Safe in the arms of Jesus. From someone who is a loving mother xxxx.”

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