Criminal Defence Attorney Ronald S. Miller has a second job, as a porn star according to SFGate working under the name Don Hollywood.
Discussing the reasons behind his second job Miller says”My whole life, I’ve been one of those people who sees the wet paint sign and has to go up and touch it to see if it’s wet.” “I want to experience everything, try everything.”
His even got support at home for his second career, his wife who is a former account is also appearing in her own porn movies.
Reports are now being carried that Anna Ayala, the woman who said she found a finger in a bowl of chilli while eating at a Wendy’s Restuarant has been arrested and charged over the incident. After news of the incident Wendy’s claim that sales have dipped markedly and launched an investigation into the incident.
The origin of the finger is still unknown
According to a report in the register, horny New Zealands are spending so much time surfing the internet looking at porn that fully 20% of New Zealand police computer capacity is devoted to the storage of the images downloaded.
The report does not specify how much of the content involved sheep.
Wired reports an 81 year old woman preparing to take a test drive wrote off the car after hitting her husband, a salesman, a parked car, tree and finally a wall. The car was a write off.
It is not mentioned if she ended up buying a car
CNN Reports that scientists researching why some popcorn doesn’t pop have at last found an answer and are now moving to discover ways to eliminate this from buckets of popcorn world wide.
“It’s long been known that popcorn kernels must have a precise moisture level in their starchy center — about 15 percent — to explode. But Purdue University researchers found the key to a kernel’s explosive success lies in the composition of its hull.
Unpopped kernels, it turns out, have leaky hulls that prevent the moisture pressure buildup needed for them to pop and lack the optimal hull structure that allows most kernels to explode.”
An argument over leaving the light on for 5 more minutes has lead to an Indian Paratrooper biting off a collegues nose, The ABC reports.
“The two soldiers from India’s Eastern Frontier Rifles were alone in their barracks when Lance Corporal Bhupesh Rava lost his cool because his room mate wanted the lights on for a little while longer.
An enraged Lance Corporal Rava, who had returned from daytime duty, attacked Sepoy Durga Lama, pinned him down and gnawed off his nose, police said. “
The Guardian is reporting that the distraction of constant emails, text and phone messages is having a dire effect on our intellegence, with an average of up to 10 IQ points lost by those surveyed and claiming that their effect was a greater threat to users than using cannibis.
Aren’t you glad i didn’t email you this!
According to an April 21 press release, the CEO of Opera will swim from Norway to the USA. To quote the press release:
“An overly excited Jon S. von Tetzchner, CEO, Opera Software, today proclaimed at an internal company meeting that if the download numbers of the new Opera 8 Web browser reach 1 million within the first four days of the launch, he will swim from Norway to the USA with only one stop-over for a cup of hot chocolate at his mother’s house in his home country, Iceland.”
However reading further on in the press release it appears not everyone is so happy about the idea:
“I am not sure he realizes how cold the Norwegian Sea is in April,” says Anne Stavnes, Human Resource Manager, Opera Software. “However, having seen Jon in his red beach attire before, I am not sure if swimming to the USA is scarier than exposing people to this sight.”
According to ABC News, a stain likely caused by salt run off on a highway overpass bears the resemblance of the Virgin Mary herself. Since it was noticed on tuesday the faithful have been flocking to view the image with candles and flowers, and to pray before it.